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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Can a bride cheat on her groom at a wedding?

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is one small habit that has transformed your life in unexpected ways?

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

What if you were the only and last person left on Earth. How will you survive and what would you do with your life?

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

How did you as a human being change while growing up?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Then came..

If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

No way

What are the consequences of being addicted to something? Is it considered wrong to have an addiction?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Has a conversation with someone who holds opposing political views ever caused you to change your own beliefs?

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

When was you wife swapping fantasy started?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

What are some photos of masturbation?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?